http://homewreckerj.tumblr.com/

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fawliah: b-ambini: following back every second person on...

Mon, 13 May 2013 10:44:38 -0600

fawliah:

b-ambini:

following back every second person on instagram -> estelledefilipo

more of this here 😘

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Mon, 13 May 2013 10:41:48 -0600

Reblog if you are a wizard or a witch

Wed, 01 May 2013 23:14:30 -0600

i-am-whale:

my-invisible-angel:

nicalletteswigart:

1.4 million wizards on Tumblr!

1.4 MILLION WIZARDS ON TUMBLR

ALMOST 2

2 Million!

2.7 Million

Almost 3 Million!!!!

4 MILLION!!!!

LET’S GET THIS TO 5 MILLION!!

Let’s get 5 million!!!

Instant reblog

I REBLOG THIS EVERY TIME IT’S ON MY DASH.

WE NEED 7 MILLION

THE NOTES. OH GOD

just about every person on tumblr.

THIRTEEN MILLION GUYS!!!

14 FUCKING MILLION

brotips: Speaking of, time for a beer run. -Sketch Posters

Wed, 01 May 2013 22:33:21 -0600

brotips:

Speaking of, time for a beer run.

-Sketch

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Tue, 30 Apr 2013 13:21:27 -0600

garrythesnail: Okay so this is my tumblr jar, every time...

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 13:16:27 -0600

garrythesnail:

Okay so this is my tumblr jar, every time someone reblogs this picture I will write their url on a piece of paper and put it in the jar, at the end of May I will be picking a url a day and sending who I pick a nice/sweet ask and putting your url paper somewhere in my school :) Please reblog so I can fill up the jar.

wetleaves: Always

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 08:38:15 -0600

wetleaves:

Always

gulping: haha

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 16:00:14 -0600

gulping:

haha

souflegirlandchinboy: you know the friendship’s real when there’s a rumour you’re gay for each...

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 00:00:59 -0600

souflegirlandchinboy:

you know the friendship’s real when there’s a rumour you’re gay for each other

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Sun, 21 Apr 2013 23:34:05 -0600

the-absolute-best-posts: esslaurent: likeafieldmouse: Keng...

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 23:24:31 -0600

the-absolute-best-posts:

esslaurent:

likeafieldmouse:

Keng Lye - Alive without Breath (2013) - Hyperrealistic sea animals created using acrylics and epoxy resin, layer by layer

I THOUGHT THEY WERE REAL

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

bs-ran-fan: imnotarealfuckingpirate: After I retired, my wife...

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 23:23:51 -0600

bs-ran-fan:

imnotarealfuckingpirate:

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Sainsbury’s. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse.

Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Sainsbury’s…

Dear Mrs. Harris,

Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behaviour and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Harris, are listed below and are “documented by our video
surveillance cameras”:

1. June 15: He took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people’s carts when they weren’t looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-
minute intervals.

3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women’s restroom.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official
voice, ‘Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away’. This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose time and costing the company money.

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to reserve a bag of Maltesers.

6. August 14: Moved a ‘CAUTION - WET FLOOR’ sign to a carpeted area.

7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers they could come in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department - to which twenty children obliged.

8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began
crying and screamed, ‘Why can’t you people just leave me alone?’

Emergency Medics were called.

9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.

10. October 3: Darted around the Store suspiciously while loudly
humming the ’ Mission Impossible’ theme.

11. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his ‘Madonna look’ by using different sizes of funnels.

12. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed
through, yelled ‘PICK ME! PICK ME!’

13. October 22: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed the fetal position and screamed ‘OH NO! IT’S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!’

14. Took a box of condoms to the checkout clerk and asked where the fitting room was.

And last, but not least:

15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited
awhile, and then yelled very loudly, ‘Hey! There’s no toilet paper in here.’

One of the Staff passed out.

OMFG I AM SCREAMING.

this is so something that my husband would do……but I hate shopping so I would probably join him in tormenting the employees……

makemestfu: So relatable blog :)

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 23:18:35 -0600

makemestfu:

So relatable blog :)

im-only-imperfect: Actually love this

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 23:04:37 -0600

im-only-imperfect:

Actually love this

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kushandwizdom: Do you love quotes? Well, this blog is for you

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 22:45:50 -0600

kushandwizdom:

Do you love quotes? Well, this blog is for you

brotips: Also, expect like, a lot of changes and stuff after...

Wed, 17 Apr 2013 10:49:04 -0600

brotips:

Also, expect like, a lot of changes and stuff after 3000. Didn’t expect to still be here, but you guys are the best. Not gonna disappoint.

-Sketch

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